hahah i believe i can beat you!
and when i do, you shall bow down to me!
and kiss my feet.
wahaha.
hmm okay. today, edrea's parents are crazy.
-ed shows report book-
ed's dad: omg, your results are dam bad, esp. your maths! deprove! :@
ed's mum: but her physics has improved. (:
ed's dad: no, that is somehow not enough.
ed: i'll study for holidays okay!
ed's dad: you ah, EVERYDAY WATCH VIDEOS.
ed: FUCK YOU I DON'T EVEN GO ONLINE EVERYDAY CAN.
ed's dad: ed, must mature ah. and must control yourself.
ed: silence. (thinking: -.- wth)
hahah yeah her parents are crazy.
fine, the fuck you part didn't exist its just what ed was thinking,
she didn't really say it of course.
but what is it with her father asking her to mature and control herself hahah.
irrelavant shit.
&& ed got commented in her report book by ms choo that her handwriting sucks. (:
but miss choo sucks cos she anyhow mark the question3 for the SS paper which caused me to get so friggin low.
hm okay. i hate rich people who get $650/month. its totally unfair since i get less than $100 if i add up.
yeah now you know i'm poor. (:
cheryl how was chemistry competition.
what we could have been, 5:48 AM.
Thanks amelia ^ ^
And i own you in restaurant city,
there's no way you can beat me.
HAH.
(:
what we could have been, 12:11 AM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDREA~! :Dlol i think i got like worst in level for SS? D:i'm grounded for a week this sucks. but its better than for the whole holiday! (:
omg i'm like in TAF club if i don't lose weight during holidayz. D:
stop laughing all.
heh kay, sorry ed for to-be belated present. enjoy your day today! :D
shall not insult you in this post.
hmm, so, i have realised today that cheryl
(and edrea) are going to fail for oral! :D
not like i'm not going to, but still.
i also realised that i'm realising alot of things everyday.
and just so you know ed, i have a secret ambition to beat you in restaurant city >:D
just telling you coz its your birthday, heheh. thank me.
what we could have been, 8:52 PM.
YOU GOT 11 AMELIA?
I DON'T BELIEVE.
And btw, i'm the joker who got 14 ^ ^
Just so you know,
amelia is noobier than all of us when we play stress.
she takes like 19283091820398102938109283 hours to realize that 8 is after 7
NOOBSHIT FACE.
Chem file sucks.
Filing sucks.
St margs sucks.
CAN'T WAIT TO GRADUATE!
what we could have been, 8:20 AM.
I GOT 11/50, HA OWN YOU.
(whoever you are)
today, i'm sure everyone found one more noob thing to add to the 989274982749 noobs things about dear cheryl, and its that she can't throw.
she tried 24897294872 times and she didn't manage to throw the rotten cloth to the fan.
(kay fine maybe she succeeded once. thats called tyco.)
&& edrea looks friggin funny when she plays stress. she gets really 'stressed' up. like, her hands will start shaking and her face hahah omg and she'll start cheating and put numbers like '2' to the '0' on the floor.
srsly you should all go and watch her play and laugh your ass off.
&&& both cheryl and edrea go crazy trying to pick up cards seemingly stuck to the floor.
(oh i just realised the timings and dates of the posts are screwed.)
what we could have been, 11:10 PM.
I GOT 14/50 FOR SS.
HAHHAAHAH.
JOKE OF THE YEAR.
what we could have been, 6:15 AM.
ITS 10 MINS TO CHERYL'S BIRTHDAY HAHAH :D WHEE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOOB.
now its 9mins! :D
what we could have been, 8:50 AM.
LOL, stupid amelia. yes people, feel sad for me. DO I EVEN LOOK MAN.__. NO RIGHT! ok i'm not looking forward to my birthday at all. cause, i'll be older. aniw, thanks for da wish ahmalau :D dang, i'm attending my neighbour's wedding(malay) on my birthday. & then head for dance, then to newyork newyork for dinner. my mom wants to bring us to nightsafari/birdpark/zoo ? LOL, lame. nvm, that's it. i'm done. seeya.
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what we could have been, 6:40 AM.
HAHA OH ITS 5 HOURS TO MANRYL'S BIRTHDAY! (:
HAPPY BE-EARLIED (?) BIRTHDAY DEAR! :D
what we could have been, 3:58 AM.
helloo. here to revive this to-be dead blog.
let me tell the tale of noob cheryl (manryl)'s father.
one fine day,
cheryl's father, also then known as 'charlie ng bao ji' (yes exploding chicken)
heh no lah its precious chicken.
but its not chicken, its some other ji. but whatever just take it as exploding chicken cos its easier to remember.
kay as i was saying, cheryl's father, charlie, got insulted by his friends, and was being called 'charlie caplin the clown'. he did not like it.
similarly, cheryl gets insulted in school and is being called 'manryl' in class (:
like father, like daughter. yay.
but you know how charlie solved this problem? (:
he changed name to 'richard', hoping that he would be rich.
so now, his name is 'richard ng bao ji', the rich exploding chicken. cool.
sadly, cheryl (manryl) cannot change her name to stop the insults as whatever name can still use the insult! e.g., if she changes to 'mary', we can still call her 'manry' and etc. get it?
i feel sad for cheryl now (:
don't worry dear, let me help you suggest something, maybe you can become a bimbo so they won't call you manryl. :D
but maybe they'll call you gayryl. hee.
kay.
cheryl only found out that her father changed name a few weeks ago.
because her father finds it embarassing to tell. (:
charlie, (or richard), if you're reading this, know that you're not alone. there's always your daughter manryl who is noobier than you. (:
what we could have been, 3:24 AM.
EH THIS BLOG IS FOR YOU BOTH TO TALK CRAP ABOUT EACH OTHER AND NOT ME wfesfsfsfhskmjdckfcijsdmioswjfuiefvdhnjcnd
okay fine, so
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this is ahmalau, putting on her favourite headgear, getting ready to go BROOM BROOM on lucky

but lucky don't like
hehe
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some message from manryl exclaiming her manliness
MANRYL:
Wow, i didn't know i so man, man enough to ploya (?!!?) train down. Even the train admires my manliness.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ps.
what we could have been, 10:01 AM.
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: i ate my sister's cheesecake prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: it was daamn nie prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: ce prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: so i ate alot * prrrrisdfghjkl;'. just sent you a nudge. * ♥ CHE RYL (: says: LOL ♥ CHE RYL (: says: WTH prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: i ate alot right ♥ CHE RYL (: says: RANDOM prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: and the ♥ CHE RYL (: says: wl prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: n ♥ CHE RYL (: says: u make me hungry prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: i got diahorrea prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: :( ♥ CHE RYL (: says: AHAHAHHAH ♥ CHE RYL (: says: NICE ONE PRIS prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: really lah prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: i was dying in the toilet prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: but it was so nice prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says: so wasted
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♥ Cheryl(:
what we could have been, 9:42 AM.
todayyy, something happened between cheryl and pris.
pris was sitting on the sofa in some awkward position, apparently stoning.
when mr bean show ended, cheryl tried to annoy pris, and so she gave pris a light kick on the leg.
and pris's ass fell on the floor (i have no idea how).
with a bump.
and cheryl starts rofl-ing. (yes really. you can start picturing that).
and pris has a retarded umbrella that apparently starts bending the other way when it gets into contact with rain. so yes, its spoilt now.
ed i know you're reading this, just so you know that if alex kills me on wed i'll not RIP and i'll haunt you like the coming soon ghost. be scared. >:D
what we could have been, 4:55 AM.
♥ CHE RYL (: says:
i bet now you dun wear pj
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
yeah
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
t and shorts!
♥ CHE RYL (: says:
no lor
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
last time i always wear long pants go sleep
♥ CHE RYL (: says:
you sleep naked
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
eh i never try before
♥ CHE RYL (: says:
LOL
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
maybe i shoul try duringg holi
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
HAHAHA
♥CHERYL,
-EDIT-
[c=4] ♥ [/c][b]CHE[u]RYL[/u](: [/b] says:
I'M TRYING TO GET THE WHOLE WORLD TO SUPPORT
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
you do first lah
[c=4] ♥ [/c][b]CHE[u]RYL[/u](: [/b] says:
SO NICE !
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
I BET YOU ALRDY SLEEP NAKED BEFORE RIGHT
[c=4] ♥ [/c][b]CHE[u]RYL[/u](: [/b] says:
LOL
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
WITH YOUR LAUGONG
HAHAH
[c=4] ♥ [/c][b]CHE[u]RYL[/u](: [/b] says:
NO LOR
LOL
WTH
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
GAYS ALWAYS SLEEP NAKED
MANLOVE
WHOO
[c=4] ♥ [/c][b]CHE[u]RYL[/u](: [/b] says:
LOL
WHATEVER PRIS
TSKTSK
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
WHAT
YOU ANGRY THAT I FOUND OUT WHAT YOU DO NIGHTLY
HAHAHAH
[c=4] ♥ [/c][b]CHE[u]RYL[/u](: [/b] says:
yeah luh!
how you know sia
propro
tsk we all know what manryl does with her man every night now ;)
♥ PRISCILLA,
what we could have been, 8:41 AM.
ni hao.
gang cai wo yu manryl zai msn jiang hua.
ta shi yi ge fei chang fei chang shen qi de nan sheng,
xi huan type in caps worzx!
wo men tan le tan, tan dao ta de yi hou de husband!
hao ba, xian zai gei ni kan.
huan yin? huan yin?

prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
then is what
HAHAH
[c=4] ♥ [/c][b]CHE[u]RYL[/u](: [/b] says:
SEE LUH
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
its a dancing banana
see already
[c=4] ♥ [/c][b]CHE[u]RYL[/u](: [/b] says:
YOU THEN THINK SICK
prrrrisdfghjkl;'. says:
no!
you were the one who put the banana out
[c=4] ♥ [/c][b]CHE[u]RYL[/u](: [/b] says:
LOL
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dui bu qi, wo tai (omg shit what's lazy?) LA-JI le,
bu xiang yong paint
xian zai, wo men zi dao manryl (even though also a man) xi huan shen me yang to (hehe) nan sheng.
omg this is damn lame
HAHAHAHAHHAHH
sorry to intrude
this is priscilla btw
...
...
...
this is seriously lame
but for some reason, it's drawing me in
:>
ps.

the monkey look like ahmalau.
what we could have been, 7:20 AM.
Gosh it's been ages since i've been on blogger.
Yes, it's me.
Edrea :]
I bet amelia is giving the
"OMFGG?!" face to her screen right now when she reads this.
Hi amelia, how are you ^ ^
Just so you know,
I don't own this blog
I'm just nice enough to grace cheryl and ahma with my presence.
LOL JUST KIDDING SORRY I FEEL HYPER AND EGO NOW.
Since the recent post has been (ALL) about blackmailing each other,
I shall post a little conversation amelia and i had.
Few days ago ^ ^
Code names: (A) = angel
(6)= devil
Stickman anon = amelia
(: =

drea εїз says: (5:45:40 PM)
(:
stickman anon! says: (5:45:59 PM)
THAT SMILEY ISN'T CUTE ANYMORE, ITS SCARY NOW.
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:20 PM)
OMG SHIT
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:23 PM)
JUST NOWwww
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:28 PM)
MSN RESTARTED
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:30 PM)
AND THEN
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:36 PM)
IT DIDN'T SAVE THE CONVO
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:37 PM)
DAMN IT.
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:38 PM)
:@
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:51 PM)
HAHA
stickman anon! says: (5:47:51 PM)
:D
stickman anon! says: (5:47:53 PM)
HAHAHA.
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:53 PM)
(:(:(:(:
stickman anon! says: (5:47:54 PM)
NOOB.
Edrea εїз says: (5:47:57 PM)
:@
stickman anon! says: (5:47:58 PM)
CAN'T BLACKMAIL NO MORE.
stickman anon! says: (5:47:59 PM)
NOOB.
stickman anon! says: (5:48:00 PM)
:D
stickman anon! says: (5:48:02 PM)
ALEX IS A NOOB~
stickman anon! says: (5:48:09 PM)
ED IS A NOOB TOOOOO~!
JOY TO THE WORLD.
stickman anon! says: (5:48:24 PM)
HEEHEEEHAHAHAHA.
Edrea εїз says: (5:48:26 PM)
YOU ARE JUST USING THIS OPPUTUNITY
Edrea εїз says: (5:48:28 PM)
TO SAY MEAN THINGS
Edrea εїз says: (5:48:30 PM)
ABOUT ALEX
Edrea εїз says: (5:48:31 PM)
CAUSE
Edrea εїз says: (5:48:32 PM)
YOU KNOW
Edrea εїз says: (5:48:37 PM)
I CAN'T SAVE THIS CONVO EITHER. ( i was tricking amliea ^ ^)
stickman anon! says: (5:48:42 PM)
HAHA REALLY?
Edrea εїз says: (5:48:42 PM)
CAUSE MY MSN IS SIAOZX
stickman anon! says: (5:48:45 PM)
WHEEEEEEEEEEE
stickman anon! says: (5:48:49 PM)
ALEX IS A NOOBASS~
stickman anon! says: (5:48:56 PM)
ED IS A NOOBASS AS WELL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
stickman anon! says: (5:49:09 PM)
ALEX CAN GO AND DIEEEEEE
stickman anon! says: (5:49:12 PM)
hweeeee.
stickman anon! says: (5:49:13 PM)
wheee
stickman anon! says: (5:49:18 PM)
ed the noob.
stickman anon! says: (5:49:21 PM)
ed edd and eddy
stickman anon! says: (5:49:24 PM)
-whistles-
stickman anon! says: (5:49:29 PM)
yayayayayayyayayayay.
stickman anon! says: (5:49:44 PM)
eddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd the noooooooooooob (A)
stickman anon! says: (5:49:50 PM)
alex the noob too!
stickman anon! says: (5:50:05 PM)
((((((((((:
Edrea εїз says: (5:50:15 PM)
LOL LOL LOL
Edrea εїз says: (5:50:19 PM)
I'M LAUGHING LIKE SHIT
Edrea εїз says: (5:50:22 PM)
YOU KNOW WHY?
stickman anon! says: (5:50:23 PM)
ed the noob.
stickman anon! says: (5:50:35 PM)
because your comp has gone crazy and has spread the craziness to you.
Edrea εїз says: (5:50:39 PM)
No.
Edrea εїз says: (5:50:47 PM)
because i can save this, and you actually believed me
stickman anon! says: (5:50:56 PM)
oh
stickman anon! says: (5:50:56 PM)
my
stickman anon! says: (5:50:58 PM)
gosh.
stickman anon! says: (5:51:02 PM)
stickman anon! says: (5:51:05 PM)
hi ed (:
Edrea εїз says: (5:51:06 PM)
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
stickman anon! says: (5:51:07 PM)
long time no talk.
Edrea εїз says: (5:51:13 PM)
yes, very long
stickman anon! says: (5:51:13 PM)
LETS START AGAIN.
stickman anon! says: (5:51:15 PM)
stickman anon! says: (5:51:16 PM)
HI ED.
Edrea εїз says: (5:51:16 PM)
mm hmm
To: white_tigerer@hotmail.com
Start Time: 5:51:20 PM; End Time: 6:21:08 PM
stickman anon! says: (5:51:21 PM)
stickman anon! says: (5:51:22 PM)
hello ed! :D
stickman anon! says: (5:51:28 PM)
omg i miss talking to you.
stickman anon! says: (5:51:30 PM)
it has been ages!
Edrea εїз says: (5:51:33 PM)
i know right (:
stickman anon! says: (5:51:42 PM)
yay. you're finally online.
Edrea εїз says: (5:51:47 PM)
yup! :D
stickman anon! says: (5:51:47 PM)
and i can talk to you.
stickman anon! says: (5:52:00 PM)
and we can not talk about alex and how she is going to kill me if she sees that convo.
Edrea εїз says: (5:52:11 PM)
yup, sure thing yo (:
stickman anon! says: (5:52:16 PM)
(:
Edrea εїз says: (5:52:19 PM)
(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
stickman anon! says: (5:52:32 PM)
but we can talk about how you won't show her the convo ever and delete it in the next minute (:
stickman anon! says: (5:52:48 PM)
i'll assume that smiley is an innocent one.
Edrea εїз says: (5:53:25 PM)
Yes, very
stickman anon! says: (5:53:45 PM)
okay. yay.
stickman anon! says: (5:53:51 PM)
we are good friends right?
stickman anon! says: (5:53:56 PM)
good friends don't blackmail each other (:
stickman anon! says: (5:54:03 PM)
thats common sense.
stickman anon! says: (5:54:08 PM)
-assuming you do have one-
Edrea εїз says: (5:56:22 PM)
-.-
Edrea εїз says: (5:56:30 PM)
can't wait for alex to come online (:
stickman anon! says: (5:56:55 PM)
because you want to talk nicely to her (:
stickman anon! says: (5:57:06 PM)
RIGHT!?#%$^
stickman anon! says: (5:57:16 PM)
-ahem- right? (A)
Edrea εїз says: (5:57:18 PM)
sure thing ahma (:
stickman anon! says: (5:57:32 PM)
yay.
stickman anon! says: (5:57:53 PM)
this is your chance to be a (A) and not a (6)
Edrea εїз says: (5:58:36 PM)
I am a (A)
Edrea εїз says: (5:58:40 PM)
i was NEVER a (6)
stickman anon! says: (5:59:00 PM)
and you never wil be (:
stickman anon! says: (5:59:07 PM)
but just fyi,
stickman anon! says: (5:59:27 PM)
people who show other people stuff like conversations that causes the other innocent person to die will become (6)
stickman anon! says: (5:59:38 PM)
but of course you know that (;
Edrea εїз says: (6:00:13 PM)
showing a friend the evil things a (6) says will make the (a) an (a) because she's a true friend ^ ^
Edrea εїз says: (6:00:21 PM)
HAHA
stickman anon! says: (6:02:45 PM)
but she won't be a true friend to the (6)!
stickman anon! says: (6:02:52 PM)
NOT saying that i'm a (6)
stickman anon! says: (6:02:53 PM)
just FYI.
stickman anon! says: (6:02:54 PM)
(:
Edrea εїз says: (6:03:44 PM)
LOL
what we could have been, 10:12 AM.
wheeee. the smartass amelia has made the stupid dumb cheryl to fall for a trick and get a tagboard (:
ahahah, she must be damn pissed now.
heh anyway, i suddenly thought about munshuen's dream about cheryl (:
i shall not be selfish and keep it all to myself. hehe.
okay. one fine day. i mean one fine night, munshuen had a weird dream. wait lemme rephrase that.
EVERY FINE NIGHT, munshuen has a weird dream (:
so happens that this night, she had a weird but totally realistic dream.
she dreamt that cheryl got married to a gay muscular guy and invited the whole class to her wedding dinner.
and so, the whole class was being abnormal except for munshuen cos she's got a huge ego.
then it was time for the priest to say the stuff like 'will you go through heaven and earth for her and make her happy and blah' to the bride and groom.
so, cheryl got annoyed and slapped the priest for talking so much.
then she kissed and raped her groom.
idk what happened after that, but you can try to imagine what happened (:
your mind, not mine. what you imagine is not my fault.
haha anyway, the end.
and they lived happily ever after. (i hope)
sorry but if you try and picture the whole scene its damn funny.
and because its picture-able, its possible to happen. (:
yay.
thus is the story of the noob cheryl ng hui fen.
what we could have been, 9:58 PM.
omg, this is freaking lame._.shuddap amelia lau. you NOOB.i know how to get a tagboard k.it's just that i'm too lazy.I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG.apparently i dun have anything to blog about ahmalau cause there's too many noob moments of her.多到数不清.It's 2AM now :D
but i can't get to sleep):
okk, bye.I'm GONNA DO THE TAGBOARD. it'll turn out lovely.__.
what we could have been, 9:47 AM.
hello this is the first post by amelia! :D
let me tell you what the amazing cheryl did 2 days ago.
cheryl: oh my, this earstick can't fit into my earhole. let's just force it in.
-cheryl forces it in-
cheryl: ah, it is itchy! let me scratch it.
-cheryl spam scratches it like crazy-
-soon, she realises its bleeding-
cheryl: oh no, it is bleeding! :O
but its okay, let me continue scratching it because its still itchy.
-starts smsing amelia and tells her about the tragedy and how she is going to die-
the end.
what we could have been, 9:06 PM.