Saturday, May 23, 2009
helloo. here to revive this to-be dead blog.
let me tell the tale of noob cheryl (manryl)'s father.
one fine day,
cheryl's father, also then known as 'charlie ng bao ji' (yes exploding chicken)
heh no lah its precious chicken.
but its not chicken, its some other ji. but whatever just take it as exploding chicken cos its easier to remember.
kay as i was saying, cheryl's father, charlie, got insulted by his friends, and was being called 'charlie caplin the clown'. he did not like it.
similarly, cheryl gets insulted in school and is being called 'manryl' in class (:
like father, like daughter. yay.
but you know how charlie solved this problem? (:
he changed name to 'richard', hoping that he would be rich.
so now, his name is 'richard ng bao ji', the rich exploding chicken. cool.
sadly, cheryl (manryl) cannot change her name to stop the insults as whatever name can still use the insult! e.g., if she changes to 'mary', we can still call her 'manry' and etc. get it?
i feel sad for cheryl now (:
don't worry dear, let me help you suggest something, maybe you can become a bimbo so they won't call you manryl. :D
but maybe they'll call you gayryl. hee.
kay.
cheryl only found out that her father changed name a few weeks ago.
because her father finds it embarassing to tell. (:
charlie, (or richard), if you're reading this, know that you're not alone. there's always your daughter manryl who is noobier than you. (:
let me tell the tale of noob cheryl (manryl)'s father.
one fine day,
cheryl's father, also then known as 'charlie ng bao ji' (yes exploding chicken)
heh no lah its precious chicken.
but its not chicken, its some other ji. but whatever just take it as exploding chicken cos its easier to remember.
kay as i was saying, cheryl's father, charlie, got insulted by his friends, and was being called 'charlie caplin the clown'. he did not like it.
similarly, cheryl gets insulted in school and is being called 'manryl' in class (:
like father, like daughter. yay.
but you know how charlie solved this problem? (:
he changed name to 'richard', hoping that he would be rich.
so now, his name is 'richard ng bao ji', the rich exploding chicken. cool.
sadly, cheryl (manryl) cannot change her name to stop the insults as whatever name can still use the insult! e.g., if she changes to 'mary', we can still call her 'manry' and etc. get it?
i feel sad for cheryl now (:
don't worry dear, let me help you suggest something, maybe you can become a bimbo so they won't call you manryl. :D
but maybe they'll call you gayryl. hee.
kay.
cheryl only found out that her father changed name a few weeks ago.
because her father finds it embarassing to tell. (:
charlie, (or richard), if you're reading this, know that you're not alone. there's always your daughter manryl who is noobier than you. (:
what we could have been, 3:24 AM.
